Sunday, March 23, 2008

Squidoo Lens for Nutty Squirrely Teacups!

Here's a Squidoo lens for info on Teacup Chihuahuas and Bushy-tailed Nut-Busters!

Leave a comment there, if you please!

Teacups & Sables??

A brief word from my sponsor...

A friend wants me to post about Teacups and Sables, whatever those are...

He says they're chihuahuas (of the REALLY TINY variety, small enough to fit into a teacup!) and Sables (or Tri-Colors) are squirrels which -in this case- have been raised human-friendly and quite tame.

Teacups & Tricolors

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Obamanoid Satiricals

A couple more Obamanoid songs for the politically incorrect among us:

One Night in Politics
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Dial 1-900-REA-LITY
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Aloha Snackbar, Your Retreat to Violence!
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To the LGF'ers rolling in, Howdy!

Karridine

Anybody like Teacup Chihuahuas?

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Winter's End Obamaganza!

This being March 20th, with the Spring Equinox tonight that ends winter and begins the new year with the first day of spring for the whole Earth, here are some Obama-related short recordings, written by Lucius Septimius, BuzzSawMonkey and Stanley Kurtz.

Send them to friends, enemies and Democrats!

Stanley Kurtz's "Obama Gramma"

BuzzsawMonkey's "Obama Grandma"

Lucius Septimius' "You"

BuzzsawMonkey's "Why Do THEY Support ME?"

And the newly-popular "Obama, Working on the Change Gang!"

See you next year!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Wright Is Wrong, Again!

Jeremiah Was a Pastor!
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Hat Tip to Buzzsawmonkey!

Jeremiah was a pastor
Had a church that was black
He preached fire and brimstone from his pulpit
And white folks are what he'd attack
And he always had a mighty fine attack

Singin'
Damn the USA
It should pass away
America's mired in original sin
The lack of melanin

He traveled out to Libya
He went with Farrakhan
He's glad to forgive anybody his sins
As long as they're African
As long as they're African

Singin'
Damn the USA
It should pass away
America's mired in original sin
The lack of melanin

He'll discount individual achievement
His world's bounded by race
He doesn't judge people by their character
But by the color of their face
By the color of their face

Singin'
Damn America!
It should pass away
America's mired in original sin
The lack of melanin

/more coming! Its gonna be a LONG election cycle!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Jeremiah!

Jeremiah Wrong!
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Hat Tip Terp Mole

Jeremiah was a Reverend,
“God-damn” was his favorite line.
They’ll never print a single word of what he said
Unless it sells Obama whine.
‘cause liberals love a mighty fine whine.

Sing it:
Bombed Hiroshima!
Bombed Nagasaki!
God-damn American indignity,
Hope Audacity!

If Obama were the king of the world,
I tell you what he'd boost.
He'd throw away the tax cuts and the wars overseas
and bring chickens home to roost.

Sing it now:
Bombed Hiroshima!
Bombed Nagasaki!
God-damn American indignity,
Hope Audacity!
Thin Audacity!
Mighty thin Audacity!

/tell me again this Jeremiah Wright is a 'reverend'...

Obama, Obama, OH!

Obama, Obama OH!
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Obama, Obama
How you can sell!
Obama, Obama
You and Michelle

You sell us softest,
blackest soap
And if we tire
of that you sell us change
and hope and then you

Obama, Obama
Please tell me do
What makes you stutter so?

You don't speak well its true
When hard questions hit you,
you just Obama, Obama, oh!

Obama, Obama, Heaven's above
In this hot-contested election
where push comes to shove
You say its not so very strange
Elect you and we get real social change
and that means

Obama, Obama please tell me true
why we suspect you so?
I bend down for the soap
and you sell me more hope
and I Obama, Obama oh!

/a Karridine original, mostly...